One of my favorite types of posts to read around the blog world are the posts about search terms people use to find your blog. I find these highly entertaining, and oftentimes, quite hilarious.
The other day, this search term led someone to my blog.
Is drunk dancing healthy
Well. I’m not sure I have ever properly addressed this issue, but now is as good a time as any, no?
I happen to be well-practiced in drunk dancing. It’s truly one of my favorite pastimes.
Drunk dancing, it’s true, is the best kind of dancing.
The reckless abandon. The inappropriate faces.
The sense of overwhelming confidence. Oh hell yes. You ARE hot!
Singing along at the top of your lungs is also required.
Be cautioned: drunk dancing is highly addictive and extremely fun.
If you are older, you can still join in the drunk dancing fun. Just remain seated. You know, for your own safety.
I also recommend following drunk dancing with corndog consumption. It’s the right thing to do.
I hope I have properly addressed your concern, dear web searcher.
In short, drunk dancing is very healthy. Highly advisable. So go dance your drunk little butt off! And be sure to drink a lot of water before bed. You’ll thank me in the morning.