While I’ve never been to Vegas–need to remedy that ASAP–I have a pretty good sense of what goes on there. I think I’d be good at Vegas. Just a hunch.
Enter Hangover Heaven.
No, really. This is a legitimate thing. Started by a Duke-educated anesthesiologist, Hangover Heaven is a mobile cure all for getting the most mileage out of your Vegas experience.
Basically, the hangover bus will rehydrate you via pediatric (read: tiny and less invasive) IVs and take the edge off with vitamins and anti-nausea drugs. The bus makes loops up and down the strip and will pick you up right outside of your casino or hotel. Inside, you bask in the AC in one of the two lounge areas or six bunk beds, enjoying HDTV and refreshments while your hangover is whisked away.
Says the good doctor, “People come to Las Vegas to blow off some steam, relieve stress and have a good time. Should we lose an entire day of our vacation because the bartender over-served us the night before? I say NO.”
Um, yeah. Pure genius. And also, is this man single? Because he’s totally talking my talk.
I will refrain from comment.
Obviously, this isn’t something you’d want to do all the time, just like you wouldn’t want to drink to the point of having a hangover all the time. Because then you would be this:
And no one wants that.
There’s also some question in my mind about having a needle inserted into my arm whilst riding a bus in Vegas. I’m sure that they have procedures in place to make this ok, but it just seems like a horrible idea.
What do you think? Hangover Heaven–yay or nay???